Somebody Got A Haircut

No, we didn't do it ourselves this time.

It has been my experience that bad things happen when you cut your kid's hair...

....or your own hair for that matter.

Bubs was in desperate need of a haircut.

He was starting to look like one of the Nelson twins,

circa 1990.

OK, I exaggerate a little.

His hair never got that long.

That is freaky long.
(i've never even had hair close to that length...i also vowed long ago NEVER to date anyone with hair longer than mine......i wouldn't even make an exception for you Gunner)

Bubs all nice and trimmed.

You look like such a big boy!

Where did my baby go?

I'm all man, lady.

Handsome little devil, ain't he.

5 "crazy" years

I purchased the Circus CD from iTunes tonight.
Love It!
(oh, and i figured out what the "amy" song was about. brilliant britney, brilliant.)

Just something to think about.......
In the past five years, Spears has gone through more tumult than many endure in a lifetime: She's been married and divorced, had two kids, gone to rehab, gone through a custody battle, found herself briefly committed, and been so out of control that her father, Jamie Spears, was appointed by a court to oversee his daughters' personal and professional affairs indefinitely.
You can read more here.

Heat Wave

Temperatures soared into the 60s today.
It was wonderful.

Bubs & I decided to go for our first outdoor walk of the year.
I realized only after I had trekked all the way to Husband's office that all three tires on the jogger stroller were flat.
No wonder it was hard. Really really hard.
I was huffing and puffing.
(had nothing to do with the fact that I am seriously out of shape)
Bubs sat back and enjoyed the lovely ride & the peaceful sounds of nature
(mostly just momma gasping for air)
It was great to finally be outside.
(people might have been staring at me for grunting as I pushed chunkster up the hills....seriously kid, what have you been eating??)

When we got back from our walk, Bubs was famished.
I started on supper and looked over and saw it AGAIN!
It must be a sign.
Bubs is destined to be a plumber.
It's a good line of work.
Leaky facets always need a fixin'
Things are always "accidentally" getting flushed down the toilet.

Honey, have you seen Mommy's cell phone?
When things go missing, this is the first place I tend to look.

It was such a beautiful evening, Bubs decided to take a ride on his Hog.
Son, where did your clothes go?
Really, it isn't that warm.
He thinks he has his father talked into letting him go to Sturgis this year. Fat chance Evel Knievel.

Future Bachelorette....

So, last night on a VERY dull After The Rose Part II, ABC announced that Jilllian is going to be the next bachelorette.

Big shocker there.But what you might not have heard (even Reality Steve has been in the dark), was that ABC already picked the next bachelor.......

Now that is just plain wrong.

ABC will stop at nothing to get the ratings.

Designer Babies

Hey folks, you want a baby with blonde hair & blue eyes?

Lucky for you, now you can have WHATEVER you want.

Are you kidding me?!?
Can't you scientists/geneticists/fertility specialists use your brains & money for Good, NOT EVIL?!?!

(i'm proud of myself, i never did rant about OCTOMOM)

Today I read on MSNBC about a Los Angeles fertility clinic that is offering a new service that will allow couples to choose their baby's physical traits. Trait-selection will be based on a technique called preimplantation genetic diagnosis, or PGD. This process has never been used for cosmetic purposes.

Hellooooo, ethical review boards....

.....time to DO your job!

Are people dumb enough to want this?

Apparently so.

Personally, I think it is so wrong.

Maybe it's because I already have my perfect blonde-haired, blue-eyed babe.

Honestly people, can't you just be happy with what you get?

I guess I would rather leave things up to God.

W.T.F.

OK, I can't go to bed without getting a few things off my chest....

I would have never in a million years expected that to happen....oh wait, I read what Reality Steve had to say, so I guess I did expect that to happen!

Jason proposed to Melissa---then at the After the Rose Show he breaks up with Melissa & asks for a second chance with Molly.

Molly looks confused and then starts rubbing his leg & makes out with him.

weird, awkward & SO planned!

Well, I certainly got the drama I was longing for...and then some.

Let's bring back Shannon & throw her into the mix.

Now that would be some good TV.

Oh, and I think that Molly & Jason were dating behind Melissa's back...and pretty sure Melissa suspected something too.

Did ABC concoct this whole switcheroo?

I think ratings were down so they resorted to this kind of storyline.

People, no reality TV is really "REALITY."

P.S. The DeAnna thing was dumb--and her outfit was horrendous & unflattering.

P.S.S. This show is stupid, so when does the next season start?

Bachelor Party

Nope, no strippers at this Bachelor Party--just a bunch of fully clothed women betting on which gal Jason is going to propose to. I think I've made it pretty clear I think Molly is going to be the one, but I guess we'll see. Since I'm having a bunch of girly friends over to watch The Bachelor tonight, I won't be doing my usual rant at the end of the show. Apparently there is an After the Rose Part II tomorrow night....I'm sure I'll have some comments for you all after that one! Enjoy the show tonight!